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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Alright let us start base blogging!

So I was reading on stldorking.com today and I must admit the STL awards are just gay. (No offense Huff)

So the way I see it I need to have my own fucking gay awards for the great year of 2005.

So I will start my list. I ain't taking votes so just shut the fuck up
1)Best crash of the year..That goes to Tracy. The mother fucker scared all of Columbia with his head slapping time. Fuck I even wear my helmet now.
2)Most Excuses for poor performances.......Fuck I can think of a shit load of people who would fight that one out. If you think you made this list, you need to wake up!
3)The "No Skills" award would got to Guppy.....He is one shitty little fish
4)Biggest Fat Ass would go to ......Fish. That guy is fat but I do have to say that Cueball's back side is starting to look like a Mack Truck
5)Biggest Pussy.......fuck just put everyone's name under there.
6)Rider most likely to get dropped on a noon ride......fuck put everyone's name here also

My list is just going to shit at this point so I will just stop for today. I will continue with my list once the voices in my head slow down a bit. I will take suggestions but most likely I will just ignore them.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

two words come to mind when I read this tripe... turd burglar

Anonymous said...

Can I Jizz on your sideburns sometime?

GO JUNIORS!!!!!!!