Pound on This (Short and Choppy Version)

So to recap this last weekend's rides.
Saturday..............
It rained. I rode in the rain. I got wet from the rain. I drank 2 beers and was trashed. It is not bad riding in the rain. It is better than setting on a trainer.

Sunday...........
It didn't rain. It was windy out of the west. We went fast in the tail wind. There was silent crying and bitching (my personal favorite kind of bitching and moaning). The group shrunk. I had a king sized candy bar in Mokane. We rode back in a head wind for 3 hrs. I then ate so much food my belly stuck out. I drank 1 beer and then passed out at 9:27pm last night.

Monday.....
Bubba and I went for our morning walk. Bubba took a big shit in my neighbor's (Big Angry) yard. It was a large pile of shit that I am sure Big Angry will step in.

A few points to be made:
1)Yes, I will burnout in 4 months. Just like every year I burnout and disappear and stop racing by May.
2)I am actually 4 times as angry as I appear
3)Removed...........because Jimmiez and "The Ball and Chain" said so.
4)Yes, it is my goal in life to make people feel bad about themselves
5)I do "core workouts" daily but for some reason all the fat still goes to my ankles.

Is it CX season yet?