Wednesday, November 30, 2005

My Boy Blue.

Monday, November 21, 2005

A Cankle over a Fat Man there

So rolled out my new "Cankle Specific" Socks yesterday. I thought they made my cankles a little less distracting

(bobber took all these photos. thanks)

I ran over the Fat Man. The Fat Man makes one hell of a speed bump. I could smell burning rubber and flesh.

Looks like his CDale shorts were not cankle proof (WARRANTY!)

The Jewish White Cracker and Frosted Flakes thought a big rubber snake would be real funny.

I am scared of snakes. There is a story behind it but in order to tell it I need to be drunk or willing to cry or both and right now I am not ready to go there.

Is Jelly Roll Hill ever going to race CX again?

Friday, November 18, 2005

Fucking Friday Already

So this kicks some ass Soap Box Derby
Jelly Roll and I are totally entering this. With any luck I will bring my brother's engineering skills to building my Derby car. I mean really this kicks ASS!

In other news..........I am still a bit fucked from the last 2 weekends of stupidity
1)my leg is still fucked
2)my hip is still fucked
3)my shoulder is still fucked

However my handlebars and stem are no longer fucked from my little trip to the ground on Sunday.

Anyways if I understand RP correctly he is done for the year. Well that just fucking sucks........

And what the fuck is up with this weather? It was 12 degrees out when I rode to work yesterday. That is just to fucking cold for november.

I feel the anger building so this weekend should be fun.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Sheet Cake, not just for breakfast anymore

So it is friday and I am totally tired at this point. My shin is still swelled up from bunny hopping barriers on my face and my shoulder is still killing me. Nothing like being a jackass and fucking yourself up but that would be 100% my fault.

In other news............Bubba is still alive.

The gravel grumble is tomorrow. Looks to be a large time. I have centered my entire fall training around going fast tomorrow so look for me to be in top form.....

Let see pictures??? I know I have something...

This Little Guy Ryan Pirtle is not sick anymore and will be returning to racing sunday. I would imagine sunday will be one hell of a battle.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

oh god!

"I'll watch the highlights every now and then, but as far as watching the game, I feel like I am the game."
-- Owens to, October, 2004

Thursday, November 03, 2005


Another photo from one of my fans.

I am not really sure what to make of this. His email said something about cheerleading or cheering or something. All I know is that George needs to get a job because anyone who thinks dressing up like the Blind Melon girl is cool.......well they are on crack. I won't even go into the "hey take a photo of me I will send it to Johnson" part.

Friends don't let Friends dress like the Blind Melon girl.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

My fans are everywhere!!

So it appears one of my fans snapped a photo of me doing some training on Mars.

Thanks Klages

This guy sent me a photo of himself trying suggest he had found better glasses than the "Captain Crunch" Model

I think I will be staying with the "Crunchers"

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The Butthead Fan Club.

Oh this is just great! Here it is another day at work and I find out I have a fan club. So if I have a fan club we need to get somethings straight. We needs rules, t=shirts, and free stuff.

First the rules. Only one rule will need to be followed. That is rule #1. No other rules are needed.

T-shirts: That is where the famous "#2" aka Johnny Merli comes in. #2 take this photo and put an "X" on Ace Pirtle's head and make some t-shirts. Shut up #2! You know the rules. Just do it.

Free Suff! Just go down to Big Shark. Ask for Mike and tell him you are member of the Butthead Fan Club. Free stuff will follow.

These guys
are in charge of all kankle polishing duties.

Plus everyone must wear Captain Crunch glass like below.