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Monday, November 02, 2009

Bubba's days are numbered...

Sorry for the delay in the update. I realize everyone is on the edge of their seats....

I did The BEpic last weekend. I survived with 7th and some good prize money. I traded that prize money for a set of Ping Irons and a set of Ugg Boots (my wife thinks she is still in High School or College...........I am ok with that since I like college girls)
(sorry no pics)

Up next was CX racing in STL. As my loyal readers know I lost the last CX race I did in STL..........so I went into secret training. I increased my coffee consumption by a factor of 10, practiced holding my breath in 30min intervals, stopped watching Tool Academy, and began picking fights with anyone and everyone who was up for it. I had decided to return to STL with an anger level in the red.

So Saturday Night rolls up the anger level is close to red. I don't get a call up.....complete bullshit! I was dressed as a fatter version of Nate Rice. Anyways long story short. Here is how the race went down......GO!.slide around..ride through traffic. slide around..catch lead group...slide around...attack.....slide around...just me and Nate...lap some guys..slide around....Dave catches.....attack...slide around..just Nate and I...lap some guys...take beer hand up...throw empty at Dave and hit him the head...slide around...Nate breaks bike....slide around...wait...wait...wait....Nate is fucked....slide around.....hit cruise control..try to get another beer hand up....they are out (PUSS SHIT RUNNING OUT OF BEER!)...win. Sorry no pictures yet.

Sunday...The anger really has not gone down at this point. To make matters worse there is some dog barking like crazy during the C race so I am good and pissed...
Here is my race recap with pictures...and yes started DFL again

Race starts..........I ride around in traffic

Why is everyone running?

Catch the lead group

Attack

The group attempts super human maneuvers to catch back on


Hit cruise control for the last 30 minutes

(Photos stolen from Evil Mike)

Here is my Bubba Update.....He licks himself constantly and as a result he now wears an e-collar.

4 comments:

Scott said...

You lapped me both days.... I suck. Nice riding.. like you didnt know already.

Dan said...

All that with anger? Nice. Can I have some?

ScottyD said...

Anger good! Are those barriers or speed bumps?

303cycling said...

You are the wind beneath my wings!

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