Well this just sucks

No more beer tents in Cyclo-cross
The UCI has banned cyclo-cross races from passing through beer tents, one of the hallowed traditions in many Belgian events. The decision was made on the grounds that it was unsafe, on the basis of remarks made by Richard Groenendaal last year about the difference in inside/outside temperatures and the danger of being hit by beer glasses. However, Groenendaal said that his comments were not intended to be taken that way.

This is kind of funny

Failure at Google Look at the first link.


By the way RP still sucks at Cross

FUCK YEAH!!

So finally after months of reading http://jpows.com he finally gives me the call out I have been waiting for! Read it HERE

Now if Tilford only had a blog............

WHATEVER DUDE!

"THE BUBBA" CX is about here...........

So here is what I have heard about this year....

Jewfusses has put on a few pounds.


Jimmiez will be throwing down once again.


According to Luke......TK is going big this year (not just his hair)


Of Course Ace and Gary Pirtle will be in full on gay mode (Ryan is the one on the bottom)


Jelly Roll Hill will be motor pacing me to all of the races behind his new bike



I was going to post a pic of Fish but I hate that guy and he not worth the time.

The Bubba is famous

Cyclocrossworld.com

The Article


This is just fucking great. Now the entire world knows I have an over weight dog that looks like a fucking Hog. I sure have some hate building. To make things worse this is going to go straight to The Bubba's head.....fuck he already takes my place on the couch. What next?

In other news.....Ethan "Fatman" Froese will be doing his first CX race of the season. I think the game known as "Lap a Dude" will be transformed into "Lap a Fat Old Man who looks like a Monkey".........

Here is a prerace quote from the Fatman. "Fuck Butthead. I hate that guy. He is such a fucking dick....he thinks he is so elite. Fuck Him"

Des Moines...........aka The Midwest Turd

So I traveled up to Des Moines Iowa this weekend. If you grew up in Missouri you would say that something like DA Moinesssssss. Anyways I stayed with http://www.jj-bailey.com/. http://www.jj-bailey.com/ has everything you can imagine.......speaking of that I fucked up his 42inch HD wide screen tv. It was way to much TV for me to handle.

Anyways here are some photos

This is Ralph.........and that is the "Coffee Bus" in the back ground

The "Coffee Bus" is the greatest thing since.....Chucky Huff gave up cheerleading

Here is the run up from the race. I am totally getting my ass kicked. CX is for pussies!



Oh shit how did that get into this entry....

Anyways here is the link to the races I attended in DA Moinesssss
http://www.midamericacrosscup.com

In other news my Scooter has a flat tire so no motor pacing for me. That fucking pisses me off!