MY ONE DIMENSIONAL WORLD!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Nice Job Boys


I think there was also some bike racing that occurred this last weekend.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Keeping it real........

So I rode the CX bike last night. It was great!

Anyways since Bolton can't seem to keep it upright and is on the disabled list for a while...........here is a photo from back in the day

That is right Bolton! I am rolling on the original Lindsey Wilson DS Course.

That Schwinn Homegrown was sweet!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

My recap of greatness

First off I have 2 great photos to post but my fucking phone is fucked right now so I can't get to them. Fuck! Look more anger! I am so Angry! Fuck!

Anyways I went with Jimmiez, ProPam, and Raymond down to Arr-Kansas (say it like a pirate would). It was a good trip and at no point did I think to myself......"I should have just gone by myself" Believe it or not that has to be a first.

Friday.....finished in the second group. Long story short I am a dumbass. Plus I am have one less working Zip 303 wheel! Sweet!

Saturday......finished in the front group. Used some sweet Mavic Cosmic Carbon wheels. Thank god I didn't break those.

Saturday TT........I made the time cut. 9:50. I think I could go faster but who fucking cares I was racing for like 300th place and a box of paper clips

Sunday Crit........I got dropped in less than 20 minutes. Fuck. It was fast but not stupid fast. I didn't have the right mindset going in and I was fucking tired. I removed myself as soon as I got split from the main group. I don't understand why these assholes stay out there in the Pro race until the officals pull them off. The race paid 25 deep.......you got dropped.......get the fuck out of the way! I mean fuck! you are riding around in rubber underwear on tires that are 23mm wide.....why in the hell would keep bombing though corners using up all your luck. Anyways I think 30 guys finished and about 30 more finished 3 to 600 laps down on the 30 that finished on the lead lap.

Overall it was a good time and I got to see some friends I haven't seen in a while. I will go back next year and not miss the front split on the first day.

In other news.....Brian Java pulled his head out of his ass and rode really well. It is nice to see him have a good weekend. We were all proud.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Arkansas home of Chickens

So, I am off to Joe Martin for the weekend. There are at least 3000 people signed up for the pro 1,2. Should be fun.


I just hope all the motor pacing works.........


Other news: Bubba is still alive.

Monday, May 08, 2006

A night with the Hills............

So saturday we had a few post race beers at the brewery in Maplewood....

Now the photo does not do this moment justice but it will have to do.


Here is how it went down. The women bent over with her ass in the air (she really stuck that thing up and out) early in the evening appeared to be a god fearing member of the ICCCCCCC but after she spilled her beer she lost all control. I was not quick enough with my camera phone but to make a long story short her husband took off his belt and began to smack her ass as she bent over and ask for it. To make matters worse she then told our table how she works at a video store and loves "dirty movies". According to her she takes 3 to 4 movies home a night to watch. Her husband backed up her words of wisdom concerning "dirty movies".......things just got worse from there.

The entire experience was just so sick and wrong on so many levels that I am scarred for life but entertained at the same time.

Did I mention we had a drunk Irish man with us who was telling us stories of shatting his pants in random locations?

Just another night with the Hills.......

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

The Man Room continues to develop....

So here are some photos..

At this point the walls are painted and the ceiling is done.

Hey look Saved by the Bell! Zack Morris is a Cat 4 on the track in case you didn't know!

......more random photos......


The photos make the color look a bit different than what it is but who fucking cares....it is a basement.

This last week I stained the floor and sealed it and bought some over priced furniture! (Thanks Jimmiez for the help picking the stuff up) I don't have any photos of that but you guys can just imagine.

So with any luck I will move all my furniture down stairs soon and I will be able to enjoy the "man room" in all of about 50% of it's glory. All I have left at this point are doors, floor boards, trim, and polishing the poles. I still haven't figured out how I am going to build a small round stage for the pole but don't worry I will figure that out.


In other news: Joe Hill won Tour of STL and BOCOMO Tuesday Night World Championships are not allowed to go full throttle until Tracie say so (Yes that is Tracie not Tracy)

For the Record: Zack, I have 3 cars in my driveway. To make a long story short. "I am big time". My brother has at least 10 cars in his warehouse.....so he is "Super Big Time" or "A single male with to much extra cash and a car habit"